Imagine that everything we are hearing about MJ is true – and that however surreal it seems and the blatant inconsistencies by the family – everything is true up until the point where MJ is found not breathing.
Joe had been at the house the night before (fact) – read it on a news/paper online, but as we have seen things are disappearing fast. Michael wasn't happy that he was there.
Joe is estranged from Katherine and lives in (I think Vegas), but he's in town.
Latoya and Janet are in town (dunno about Rebbie)
The brothers are in town.
Frank is in town.
Randy Phillips is in town.
What's the odds of all of the Jackson clan being within a few minutes drive from the hospital?
So what did Joe see the night he went to see MJ – he saw what we are being told by the media – a broken man, drug addict, ill and I wouldn't be surprised stage fright. Joe could see the reality that he wasn't going to last long and no parent, however poor they have been will let their child die before them.
Now – Joe – although getting on in years probably still has a hold over all the family and especially Michael, cos he knew Michael was wary of him. So what does Joe do when he leaves?
Tells Dr Conrad to keep him informed of MJs condition or he will (do something horrible to Dr C – quite possible after all money talks) .
Joe calls an urgent family conference and everyone turns up. Joe is forceful and demands that an intervention is performed (only in America) and a plan is hatched, a safe house is located at short notice, remember the family are well connected, probably out of the country. They hatch a plan and wait.
Now this part could go 2 ways – MJ overdoses/Dr C overdoses him accidentally and rings Joe
or
Dr C is promised more money than he could ever imagine to knock MJ out with propafol for a bit longer.
End result – hospitalisation.
* who put the mask on MJ when he was going to the ambulance
* were the ambulance staff real/actors/planted or paid by Joe
The half hour could have been taken up with final plan forming of who would say what to who with MJ in no immediate danger
Michael is duly driven very slowly to the hospital. Whisked to a private area, I'm sure it wasn't like ER where everyione is in full view. MJ is then given the wake up drug – has a cup of peppermint tea and jaffa cake, taken out of the secret door (there's always a secret door in a conspiracy theory), and taken kicking and screaming to a secluded hide out with doctors who are good doctors and are paid well enough to get things right.
When he bucked up a bit he thought I quite like being dead – music is selling and everyone loves me again – I will set up a hoax death website and see if anyone can figure out what I have done. I've left loads of clues but they aren't looking in the right place. After he set up the website on 26th June? (sorry admin), his dad and a make up artist turned up to make a mask of his face.
One of Joe's cronies claimed a 50 year old pale mixed race John Doe body, who was unfortunately a bit short, but he could save money by buying a shorter coffin.
The viewings were a quick affair, no one was allowed to linger, although the mask was very good and beautifully fitted, the service was short, Joe wanted to get the body to Staples asap cause he wanted to show HIS SON to the world, and he wanted his lunch.
Joe was pissed because everyone criticised the memorial and the performers were crap so he took everyone to lunch at the Beverley Wiltshire (on Michael of course) = the coffin with the John Doe and the mask (that's why LT said his face was damaged) went out through a tunnel and was hidden in Berry Gordys Crypt.
Now although this is written as a bit of a play on words and tongue in cheek, it could conceivably be true. I just want everyone to take 2 minutes to read this and think this is true and MJ is happy somewhere.
What do YOU think?
ps – the mask thing is a real possibility. – it has definitely been done here in UK with people being made older/younger/male/female and their parents/partners are fooled for a short time even when the made up one was speaking to them. Katie and Peter did it.