Michael Jackson Hoax Death

Hello Fellow Hoax Believers!

First, this site is awesome. Keep up the good work! (Gives everybody a pat on the back) Michael Jackson is NOT dead. I have a theory as to what happened, what is going to happen, and WHY & HOW it happened. Before I get into this, please know that I have done my research and I’m sharing with you a VERY UNIQUE theory that I have yet to see posted anywhere else on the web and/or magazines. So if I see my theory again, without source credits, on any other website/book I’m going to know that you are a pathetic plageristic loser who couldn’t come up with a better MJ Death Hoax theory. How lame are you? lol Give proper credits if you plan to repost my theory. Now that that’s out of the way…. Lets begin J

Michael Jackson, along with his family and CLOSE friends, are all engaging in an attack against the MEDIA for the way they have always treated him.  Obviously this elaborate plan has been in the making for YEARS.  The reason that his plan is pure genius is because he is using the same MEDIA that slandered his name all of these years to promote THE biggest comeback tour ever, and the MEDIA has NO idea that they are involved. Suckers. Just follow me as I point out some things that you may or may not have noticed…

Theory Major Details:  Michael Jackson has staged his death for two reasons, in order to have the BIGGEST, RECORD BREAKING comeback tour ever AND so that the media will leave him alone for good this time. How you say? Follow me…

First, to understand any of this, you first have to go to Wikipedia and type in a name you may have heard before – Elvis Presley. People are not just citing the similarities between Jackson’s death and Elvis because of one coincidence. Look at dates, phrases, locations, you will see similar items. Also, keep the number 7 in mind. Elvis supposedly died in 1977, it takes 7 years for your name to be cleared of bankruptcy, it’s been 7 years exactly since MJ wrote his will, the date of his memorial service etc  –the list goes on.

—The Memorial

People keep asking me “Why would he have a memorial if he faked his death?” What ppl don’t understand is that this memorial service HAD to happen for three reasons:

—-1) To understand the importance of the memorial service, one must first understand what Michael is trying to do. Comeback tours are HARD! It takes a team of organizers, promoters, dancers to pull a great comeback tour off. But MJ doesn’t want to be great, check his record sales, BEEN THERE; DONE THAT. MJ wants to be extra-ordinary, awesome, and magnificent. He needs the fans attention.

“But all of his concerts sold out within 2 hours of being put on sale” Yes. They did, but lets step into the mind of someone who wants to NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. How does one become forgotten? When the generation of people who listen to your music/craft dies or outgrow your craft…so to become UNFORGETTABLE one must bri ng everybody on one accord. Think about it..did your 8 yr old cousin even know one MJ song before 6/25? Probably not. Why would she? His last album came out before she was born. Since his death EVERYbody young and old/black & white/male & female have been playing his music.. so guess what? Now even my 4 yr old nephew—who had never even heard of MJ, is now walking around the house singing “Beaaaaaat it just beat it!” It takes a new generation to love and pass on your music for you to be unforgettable. His death reminded old fans why we fell in love with him in the first place, and introduced himself to new fans who will now listen to his music and pass it down to future generations. Okay, so now that everybody is on one accord musically, as far as MJ is concerned, lets get back to the memorial. This memorial is so important because once MJ comes back to perform the greatest comeback show ever, the media is going to SLANDER him!! They are going to be soooo upset that he fooled and tricked them that they are going to tear him apart! He knew this, and he also knows that when he dies FOR REAL the media isn’t going to dedicate 4 hours worth of network tv time for a memorial service. Nope—not after this stunt.  What he is doing now is getting his well deserved memorial service out of the way now, because media networks are damn sure not gonna  give him the respect his contribution to music deserves—not after this.  This service was strictly for the fans—hence the lack of attendance from his celebrity friends. He knew the media will surely rob him of the chance to do this all again for his fans when he REALLY dies, so he did it now. Think of it as a pre-funeral.

—-2) Although the blogger before me just posted that he thinks MJ left the country on 6/25 (or anytime before that) I personally think MJ used this memorial service as a decoy to leave the country. Lets run some numbers, the inauguration of the first African American president of the United States had 38 million viewers watching it on tv. MJ’s memorial service had 33 million viewers watching the service on tv. 38 MILLION viewers. That’s a lot of damn viewers. What perfect time to skip town when almost EVERYone in the world was busy being fixated to a tv for a 4 hour period. Genius. Even ppl at work/hospitals/pubs etc were watching the service. I believe he used this opportunity to leave the country.

—-3) in order for ppl to “believe” he was dead—they had to have a funeral right? Right. But lets look at WHO performed at the memorial service. Was I the only person who noticed that EVERY single person who performed had something to gain by performing? Mariah Carey—new cd coming out. Usher—about to be put on BLAST in the next few months because of his pending divorce; him crying and singing showed a “softer side of him” looks great for his lawyers. I think J Hud & John Mayer both are about to drop cds. Even the little guy who said he was gonna go on tour with MJ said that he was UNSIGNED talent. And if you can tell me the name of at least ONE person that was in that “We are the world” group (besides Usher/Brooke Shields/J Hud etc) I will send you $10 through paypal—who the hell were they?? Lol. They sure were random. Although most ppl were chosen by the family to perform it makes you wonder WHY were they chosen? Was Beyonce, Rihanna, Marsha Ambrousis (who  BTW wrote ‘Butterflies” for MJ!) why weren’t they asked to perform? Yall know MJ always looked out for other performers—my theory is somehow some way these ppl will be linked to the tour in some fashion and he just wanted to introduce yall to them then while also helping them out with their future endeavors. 

Everything else …everyone has already said.

Pay close attention to HOW the story regarding his death keeps changingàcomaàcardiac arrestàdrug overdoseàmurder. Theres a method to this madness. Latoya is going around saying she knows who killed her brother  and she keeps saying that the autopsy report is gonna be SHOCKing—I would NOT be surprised if Latoya gets on national TV and claims he was murdered by the MEDIA!! Just remember you read it here first!!!! lol

I think she also purposedly calling some newspapers and giving them false information just to have them running around with their tails between their legs. But in some cases, all you have to do is give somebody a rope and they will hang themselves—and that is exactly what MJ wants the media to do.

To everybody who keeps saying that he will get in legal trouble for faking his death—as long as a death certificate is not signed by a licensed physician or a coroner,  and as long as he does not cash in on any of his  life insurance settlements– He has not committed any crime.  (the reason why a lot of ppl think Tupac is still alive is because to this day, his mom has yet to cash in on his life insurance policy—hmm yeah that’s another post for another day lol) Interesting though that MJ cant get any life insurance settlement until a death certificate is officially signed. Ask any lawyer.  

Also to everyone who keeps bringing up “well why would _____ say that about his _____” obviously you still haven’t gotten what MJ is trying to say -à THEY DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT US! Seriously the media LIES!! I cant stress this enough! From here on out when you read an article see where they got there info from (source) if it comes from another magazine and then you go to that magazine’s site, but that mag says that their source cannot be reached for comment…its BULLSHIT! BullshittersàTMZ first reported the death àThe only pic taken on the way to the hospital was a Entertainment Tonight exclusive àand the footage of the red ambulance pulling out of the driveway was from Hollywood TV! That’s 3 entertainment rags people!  Unless you see the Jacksons themselves say it—don’t believe it. And even if they say it, STILL give them the side-eye…

MY last point (I know yall are probably saying is she ever gonna shut up? Lol) is to explain HOW the media is going to leave him alone. Everybody keeps saying “But the media is gonna be on him EXTRA hard after he comes back into the spotlight” No they wont. Think bigger. Lets say your little sister keeps nagging you every day with practical jokes till your fed up so you decide to give her a taste of her own medicine so you play the most evil, scariest, craziest trick on her….she leaves you alone after that right? For some reason I must be the only person that thinks this is what is gonna happen with MJ & the Media. After this trick on the media, trust me, he is not gonna need to wear disguises with his kids, masks, send out body doubles etc. WHY? Because after this stunt the media is going to leave MJ the f**k alone. His is going to make them look so FOOLISH for reporting uncredible stories from unreliable sources. They’re gonna realize just SMOOTH of a criminal MJ is!! I bet they will do their homework next time. After this stunt MJ is gonna be able to walk around LA, ATL, NYC with no mask and with his kids in tow and paparazzi and media crews alike are gonna be like “hell no, you take a picture of him! That man is crazy!”

Believe NOTHING; question EVERYTHING

GREAT THEORY, BRAVO!!! I got excited when you said you'd pay out the $10 but then I realized you were right, I have no idea who many of those people were at all. Do you have a theory for why some of the most important celebrity friends are absent???

Jaded, you need to get out of my head, girl! I have the exact same theory. We need to copyright it, LOL!

In all seriousness, though, it's nice to know I'm not alone in thinking this about his so-called death.

If the family says it him, I don't think they need to do DNA. I'm pretty sure they only do DNA when there is a doubt of the identity, which clearly the Jackson Family says there isn't.

I love your theory! You put much effort into it, thats great. It really sounds real, but there are still a few things which didn't add up imo. 14 people (I guess) killed themself because of MJs “death”…I'm damn sure he couldn't stand the fact if he is still alive.
To fool the media…why not saying “Michael Jackson is in a coma” or something like that. People wouldn't expect a comeback either.

Thanks for the love guys. Yeah I have been going over this theory in my head for a long time now. My boyfriend thinks I’m NUTS!! LOL. He’s a huge MJ fan, but he doesn’t buy any of this. To address the question about the suicides, #1 Do we know this to be true? Think about it. Have any of the parents of these suicidal victims gotten on tv and addressed this situation themselves/made a plea to others to NOT do it also? I can understand that some people may want to deal with this in private, but you have a lot of MADD-ish type parents (google it lol). Plus, I know its already been said, but he can’t help the fact that someone is suicidal. I hate to say this, but if they were that suicidal trust me, if it hadn’t been MJ’s death; they would have found another reason to commit suicide.  It just so happens that they chose the “death” of MJ to do it. I know suicidal people and they internalize everything. Everything is relative to them. Nothing is independent.

I’m gonna stick by my comeback tour theory. I know a lot of people think that if he did stage his death, it is to become anonymous and to live out of the public’s eye. Here again I’m not taking the “THIS IS IT!” phrase lightly. I truly believe that he’s gonna comeback, and it will have the world so shocked that the media is gonna think he’s the anti-christ or something and they will be scared SH*TLESS of him. Think about it. There are a several celebrities who you NEVER see in the news/tabloids etc. Please don’t think this is by chance. And please don’t be naive and think that “well maybe they live a clean life and there’s nothing to report/talk about with them” If you believe that, then I have some oceanfront property in Nebraska that I would like to sell you. The media KNOWS who they CAN and CANNOT f*ck with. They don’t wanna risk getting black-balled.

@Give.in.To.Me – In my opinion, the reason his celebrity friends did not want to show is because although they are supporting him in this death hoax, they too have careers to nurture. When everything is said and done, trust me it will all come to light soon. They don’t want to be looked at as a Class Act. They don’t want to have to explain themselves later. It’s easy to lie and say you didn’t know anything about a situation than to be up there boo-hoo crying on tv and then having to answer questions like “so why were you crying if you knew it was a farce?” Last point, I can bet you that not ONE person who attended the memorial service even asked if they could view the body and pay their last respects (before the autopsy of course)…am I the only one that thinks it’s crazy that NO ONE has seen the body? And the biggest performer at the memorial service was a BLIND MAN!! So you know he won’t be asking a lot of questions. LOL. Brilliant. And that “frail, emaciated, lily-white” garbage came from a tabloid once again. Did you hear the coroner make those comments? No. I rest my case.

This is the first time  I have read this and hopefully without sounding boring, I think this is a great theory and I so hope it turns out to be true, how amazing that would be, I'm going to buy a bottle of champagne and put it on ice (really).

Great posts.

I believe in your theory. Media sucks.

jaded ~

Very good theory you've got goin' there.    It's one to tuck back in my mind with some of the others.

You did a lot of research and put much effort in, thank you for that.

Whether MJ will return to the stage or be seen behind a movie camera directing a film, who knows.  Only time will tell.  Maybe the only way MJ will communicate with us will be from his 'unreleased songs'.  We just don't know.  That's why I don't sit here saying 'he won't do that' , 'he won't do this', because WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE!  I wish I can take a peek inside MJ's brain and see what he has brewing, but I can't. 

But…oh…I can't wait for the day when the media will get what they had coming all along…lol..it's going to be a great day that day!

jaded said:

Interesting though that MJ cant get any life insurance settlement until a death certificate is officially signed. Ask any lawyer.  

  

Not going to touch on anything else because I haven't read anything new in your post that hasn't been said on here already.

But you are wrong on this point.  A pending death certificate is enough for insurance.  The only difference between the two will be CAUSE of death.  My father's toxicology took 6 weeks to get and the insurance paid for the funeral long before that.  Aside from a death occurring within the contestable first two year, the only reason why an insurance company might wait is if SUICIDE is being considered, and even then that would matter only if the policy doesn't cover suicide (some do after the contestable period)….OR if the policy had a double indemnity clause for ACCIDENTAL, at which time the beneficiary of the policy could file a supplemental claim later on for the remainer if it was determined to be accidental.

Peter Pan said:

woW…BRAVO!!!!

Ditto.

I do admit to sometimes losing hope… I break down and cry from confusion and sadness. But u, dear, have opened my eyes to a new light & a new hope. I am excited by this theory… this is something to consider…